Saturday, March 14, 2009

ROCK OR RUCKUS???

AMITY UNIVERSITY SPORTS COMPLEX,
18th February 2009,
Time: around 8.30 p.m.
Occasion: UROOJ ' 09.

SCENE 1:
 Students were enjoying the jamboree in their anomalous behavior. They seemed to be bibulous too. Is it the "HALLOWEEN DAY" today? I asked one of my friends. Of course not. It can't be, as it is celebrated on October 31st. Oh oh I got it. Its the ROCK NITE of UROOJ '09. I wonder how can anyone be so engrossed in rock music or even rejoice to the slightest bit of this bombastic indomitable music. Or is it music at all??

SCENE 2:

I tried  to make my move towards the bedlam with my friends. What I saw was unbelievable. Can u believe it, there wasn't any rock band as it was yet to arrive and the crowd was already in their dancing shoes. GOSH, that's really crazy!!! After some time the first band arrived named PRESTORIKA and the other one was APHASIA. I was getting nauseated with the first performance only so i did not wait for the second one. Ne ways... never mind. 

SCENE 3:

"Oh my God!!!", somewhere near me a girl uttered or rather i should say screeched in my ear (actually i was unable to make out her cadence). Now where the hell does God came in between. She said it the way you would if you had just discovered a body hanging from the chandelier. Again "Oh......my....God.....!!!", a bit more emphatically. I peeked in over her shoulder and everything seemed normal to me. Me and my friends were like some character in Ekta Kapoor's soap has died for the forty-fourth time. We were totally apathetic.

SCENE 4:

I don't remember whether the band members, with their knee-length hair and weird t-shirts with skull and bones printed on them, were singing or berating the crowd or may be they were trying to communicate with dead people. Whatever they said..ohh sorry...sang..was all neologism to us. But one thing I did understand was (don't blame me for this) when they addressed the crowd as..."HEY u fucking people out there!!!.....this is a fucking cool university." I would not say I did not enjoy the ROCK NITE. The most interesting part was when the lead singer asked "you want more????" and everyone shouted a big NOOOOOO......but they ended up saying "then lets go for it."

N.B.: AUTHORITY FLOWS FROM THE ONE WHO KNOWS.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

PLACEBO!!!

Hello frends!! If you think you are smart enough to answer these questions, then please honour me by doing that.

            A.   You're stuck in a steel room, no windows and no doors.

                 You have
                  1. A matress
                  2. A calendar
                  3. A saw

                  Now you have to eat and drink before you can get out.

                  How do you get out?

             B.   Joe went to bed every night at the same time and woke up at the same time every morning. Joe slept in the same room in the same bed every night. Sunday through Friday, Joe felt great as he went on his merry way, yet every Saturday Joe suffer from a headache. What was wrong with Joe?

 OK.Now try these out.

              C.  I bat away, yet never hit
                    My matching ball, you best not throw it 
                    maybe too easy, or too hard. 
                    Not sure. I've been away for too long.

              D. What is at the beginning of eternity,
                    the middle of forever,
                    and the end of time?

              E.  What is something that...
                   the maker doesn't want,
                   the buyer doesn't use,
                   and the user doesn't see?

Dont get pernickety, be calm and cool. They are pretty easy,so enjoy!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY: DON'T BE PENNY WISE AND POUND FOOLISH.





Sunday, August 31, 2008

MICROWAVE OR MOBILE???

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/06/11/so_the_microwave_popcorn_with_your_phone_thing_is_a_hoax_done_how.html

Monday, July 21, 2008

I'm a Typology Omnivore....apparently.

I first spotted a link to this quiz in my google alerts for technology.
The quiz takes a look at how you fit in a series of groups based on your interactions with technology. Apparently I fall in the Omnivore group who, according to the website are people who: "use their extenxive suite of technology to do an enormous range of things online, on the go, and with their cell phones. Omnivores are highly engaged with video online and digital content. Between blogging, maintaining their Web pages, remixing digital content, or posting their creations to their websites, they are creative participants in cyberspace".
This is pretty accurate.
One interesting characteristic is that the notes on this group, only 8% of the general population, is the use of mobile technologies and video content. These aren’t areas where I’m particularly involved. To me a mobile phone is just that, a phone. I don’t take photos with it, I don’t have music on it, and I rarely use it for text messages.
All in all, an interesting little exercise. I did like the positive reinforcement about being creative.
What category do you belong in?
QUOTE OF THE DAY: NEVER SHIRK YOUR WORK.

Friday, July 4, 2008

TGIF

"TGIF", these were the letters which came out from my soul after completing an arduous and sudorific week of my Summer Training. TGIF? Ahhhh....it stands for THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY. I was so thankful to God for creating a Friday. How many of you actually thankGod for creating a friday? Can't think of any reason? Let me help you out. Actually there are many reasons for exclaiming TGIF. For example:
  1. Like I did.
  2. When I was in school I used to thank God for making a Friday kyunki Saturday n Sunday no school.
  3. In college we thank God for friday for the same reason that we did in school.
  4. Some people say TGIF as its the day for a new movie release and finally they have got somthing nice to do.
  5. One of the most awkward reasons is that, many men love t say TGIF, kyunki no SAAS-BAHU sagas will be seen flashing on their technology tools. As the K-Pariwaar is probably not working on Fridays.

So as you see there are many reasons to thank God on fridays , dont forget to thank HIM next time and me too ;).

QUOTE OF THE DAY: To be persuasive, we must be believable.

To be believable, we must be credible.

To be credible, we must be truthful.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Survival of the coolest!!!!!

The race to be the coolest,hippest and the trendiest among young peers is on a high rise,especially among adolescents.Not trying alcohol,not having girlfriends/boyfriends etc. is termed as "uncool" and sometimes as jerky.
Survival of the coolest is fully dependent on his/her milieu.When in the company of like-minded people,peer pressure propels one to perform well. It is your friend circle which decides your performance,it can make it either better or sometimes even creates a miasma around you.The peer pressure effect can be seen in things like hairstyle and fashion and to more serious things like smoking and drinking.Some of them are used to it,but those who are not try to copy others to show that they are 'cool' and that 'they belong'. Children should understand that having the hippest look,branded clothes and a miltiutility cell phone or trying the sutta, does not make them cool.What makes them cool is their 'FRIENDSHIP'.
They should realize that its not necessary for friends to like the same things. If that were the case, people would just be clones of each other.
Sometimes things may go worse and instead of understanding and realizing the needs of their fellow friend,he/she is OSTRACIZED. Children walk a tight rope to show that they are cool and trendy and not rebelling against their parents.They pay high price to show that they belong. If they don't they are often cruel teased,as I already said "ostracism".
Parents also play a major role in this competition of being the coolest.They should spend time with their young ones and can help their children to decide when to conform(comply with the rules) and when to not.
The youth should realize taht a good friendship allows one,the freedom of expression and the space to follow one's pursuits.It is arsinine to hear that every youngster today wants to be a 'HIP-HOPPER' rather than a 'TOPPER'. They find it boring and arduous to pay attention to their academics.To conclude, nobody wants to know the meaning of 'CAMARADERIE'.
"All children face peer pressure,while some combat it,most succumb to it."


QUOTE OF THE DAY:BEING A BELIEVER=BEING AN ACHIEVER.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Waah llife ho to aisi!!!!

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